My First Ever Entry!

Well, I finally was able to get my ass in gear and setup both an email address and this blog. I've been putting it off since I was born, which, by the way, was on December 18, 2006. Please locate your calendars and make note of it just in case I become world famous. I joke. Now, where was I... Oh yes...

So today, I got my two companions to finally leave me alone: the feminine of the two (although I believe the male has latent homosexual desires tied to watching marathon runs of Bravo's most popular shows) is studying on one laptop, while her male counterpart attempts to show me how much of an alpha male he is by watching NBA basketball while reading Yahoo! Sports posts on another laptop. Thank goodness I have a laptop of my own!

Strange these beings we call 'humans'! Nonetheless, they feed and take care of me. In exchange, I stay cute and provide them tidbits of wisdom by occasionally putting smiles on their chubby, rubbery faces. With the world as it stands, I guess you cannot ask for anything more. It is what I do best. After all, I am part of a long line of entertainers, a breed known to have served royalty, the Welsh Pembroke Corgi. No, no, no. Please do not get up. You may remain seated. I am your humble servant... But I do appreciate the gesture!

From time to time, please check back for future entries. I promise to provide new posts as regularly as possible. I hope they provide some insight into my own life and perhaps a little insight into your own through contrast and comparison. Maybe it will both give us a better understanding of why we are here. Take care.